Let’s talk about something fresh and relevant: network television.

Let’s also do something that nobody on blogs ever does, let’s write an article that ranks things on an all-time basis. Let’s rank the three major American television networks on an all-time basis, their whole body of work, top to bottom – has anyone ever done that? (I just looked. Doesn’t seem like it, so we’re good to proceed.) Let’s consider each network’s full catalog, from day one until the present, from early morning cartoons to daytime soaps and game shows to news programming to prime time comedies and dramas to late night shows, let’s look at all of it and determine who’s been the best network from start to finish since network TV is soon to be dead. Let’s use “let’s” at the beginning of every sentence, too.

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